1. Me. Studying for Political Science finals is the purest form of unadulterated bliss any sixteen year old male could hope-for. You keep your silly “Xbox”s and gory movies. I’m going to go lick Nom Chompsky’s toes, drawing wisdom from the fungi.

  2. Wow, it’s like the modern, high-tech version of driving through McDonalds, Burger King, and Taco Bell and then going to see Beat Street before dinner from Captain Nemo’s at Loyola Park.

    You’re pretty much optimally configured for the thirteen-year-old male set — you got skills, baby!

  3. Hey, did you notice the score on the final shot? Megan has been too busy to point out that’s me on the right — my lack of dancing ability now has hard data behind it.

  4. Wow, I never thought of it that way … if I subject myself to ONE day of Dance Dance Revolution, I’ll have enough quantifiable, statistical evidence to keep myself off a dance floor for the rest of my life. Thanks, Doug! You keep imparting life lessons on me, even now!

  5. Yeah, I was too busy getting killed in World of Warcraft. Unfortunately Phil left before I started playing, so I had no idea what to do. I killed as many mana wyrms and lynx cubs as I could stand, and then I went wandering to find other easy stuff to kill. Wandered into some swordsmen who just slaughtered me over and over. I’d go back to ressurect myself and try to run–no luck. Instant death. So I quit. Now we can’t log back in.

    It was fun while it lasted.

  6. Wow, killed over and over? Have you read the Hitchhikers Guide books? There’s a poor schnuck in that who is reincarnated countless times and inadvertently killed by Arthur Dent every single time.

    Personally, I don’t try stuff like that for the same reason I won’t try cocaine. I’m not convinced I wouldn’t REALLY like it.

  7. Megan, I’d be happy to teach you to play World of Warcraft. Hint: look for the NPCs with a big yellow ! over their head and do what they tell you. It’s all about reading comprehension, so you should be a natural.

    You can have my level 60 undead warrior and all her stuff if you want. I also have a second account available, so you and Doug could play together. I tried to give Lysa one of them, but she got pregnant and gave it up.

  8. Jess, we need to talk! Megan and I both enjoyed WOW more than we intended/expected to. 🙂

    Tom, I think you’d love cocaine, based on what I’ve read.

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